Rebecca Quote #32
Quote from Rebecca in Paint Your Office
Sam: Well, all right, all right, Um... Where were you born?
Rebecca: San Diego.
Sam: San Diego. California, huh?
Rebecca: No, Kansas.
Sam: Come on.
Rebecca: My father's a captain in the Navy. My mother's an interior designer. My brother's a surgeon. My other brother's an attorney. My sister was Miss San Diego. [mimics gagging] The only really happy moment of my life is when I ran away to San Francisco and hung out with Grace Slick. Do you want to know the lyrics to "White Rabbit," or can I quit now?
Sam: Ah. Boy, it sounds like some of the kids in your family are pretty successful, huh?
Rebecca: Yeah, well, if you measure success in terms of wealth, happiness, and my father's undying devotion, maybe.
Sam: Yeah. Boy, I know. I got a brother like that. International lawyer. Handsome, smart, funny. And the guy plays the piano, and he speaks four languages, flies his own jet. [mimics gagging] Seems like my whole life I've been trying to get out from under his shadow.
Rebecca: I know just what you mean. Does he ever come in the bar?
Sam: No, but, uh, I'll call him, if you'll call Miss San Diego.
Rebecca: Nah. They'd probably end up leaving together. [both laugh]
Cheers Quotes
‘Paint Your Office’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.
Quote from Sam
Sam: So, how come you guys are so chummy, huh?
Norm: Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it. Kind of private.
Sam: Oh, give me a break. Guys are supposed to talk about girls behind their backs. [Norm swallows hard] Didn't I tell you everything about me and Diane? [Norm shakes his head] Well, now's your chance to thank me.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, look at her. What a glow she has. You know, strange as it sounds, there are actually times when I resent being a man.
Cliff: Ah, that's all right, Fras. Sometimes we resent you being one. [Sam laughs]
Frasier: I was referring to Carla's condition. You see, she's able to do something we men never shall: experience the miracle of creating a new life.
Sam: You know, I'll have to admit. I've often wondered what it would like to have another human being moving around inside you.
Woody: Must be spooky, but real neato.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: There's probably nothing so awesome in the entire universe.
Frasier: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've been relegated to the position of observer. Passive, sitting on the sidelines. Doomed by nature to a life of envy.
Carla: God, feels like there's a dump truck parked on my bladder.
Frasier: Well, then again, nature is wise in her way.