Cliff Quote #365
Quote from Cliff in Paint Your Office
Norm: All right, well, l, uh I did a little house painting in college. You know, to make ends meet.
Cliff: [laughs] Norm, Norm, Norm. Norm, I think they're talking about a job where you get, uh, paid with money, not with little grain pellets dropped out of a chute.
Norm: Cliff, you, uh, you got something against painters?
Cliff: [laughs] No, no, no. I- I'm in favor of hiring the blithering. [laughs]
Sam: Do do you need any painting done around here?
Rebecca: I guess you could repaint the office. Are you willing?
Norm: It's been an awfully long time.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's gonna take you at least, what, seven or eight seconds to relearn that skill. [laughs]
Frasier: You know, Cliff, I'm beginning to pick up a little thread here. Would you mind explaining this little obsession you have about painters?
Cliff: Well, all right. Uh, well, it's manual labor. I mean, it's beneath you, Norm. Well, if you take a job like this, we're gonna be on entirely different social strata. We'll have nothing to talk about, all right?
Norm: Semigloss or enamel?
Cheers Quotes
‘Paint Your Office’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.
Quote from Sam
Sam: So, how come you guys are so chummy, huh?
Norm: Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it. Kind of private.
Sam: Oh, give me a break. Guys are supposed to talk about girls behind their backs. [Norm swallows hard] Didn't I tell you everything about me and Diane? [Norm shakes his head] Well, now's your chance to thank me.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, look at her. What a glow she has. You know, strange as it sounds, there are actually times when I resent being a man.
Cliff: Ah, that's all right, Fras. Sometimes we resent you being one. [Sam laughs]
Frasier: I was referring to Carla's condition. You see, she's able to do something we men never shall: experience the miracle of creating a new life.
Sam: You know, I'll have to admit. I've often wondered what it would like to have another human being moving around inside you.
Woody: Must be spooky, but real neato.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: There's probably nothing so awesome in the entire universe.
Frasier: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've been relegated to the position of observer. Passive, sitting on the sidelines. Doomed by nature to a life of envy.
Carla: God, feels like there's a dump truck parked on my bladder.
Frasier: Well, then again, nature is wise in her way.