Sam Quote #887
Quote from Sam in The Crane Mutiny
Rebecca: I saw that little wink, Mr. Malone, and I don't appreciate it. I'm tired of you undermining my authority. Now I want delivery men to deal with me and me only. Is that clear?
Sam: You certainly put me in my place. Speaking of my place, why don't you grab your negligee and join me?
Rebecca: As disgusting as that offer is [Sam chuckles] I think I'll have to decline. And I'm taking your picture down.
Sam: Whoa, whoa, wait a sec. You don't understand. I mean, it's a tradition around here. It's always hung there.
Rebecca: Mr. Malone, I'm afraid things are different now. This isn't your bar anymore.
Sam: [nasally] Things are different now. This isn't your bar.
Rebecca: Don't do that. I hate that.
Sam: [nasally] What? I just, uh, bit my tongue, that's all.
Carla: [nasally] Way to go, Sammy.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Crane Mutiny’ Quotes
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, that was easy. Wait, uh... Let's try some more compromises here. Um, I want to sleep with you 25 times, but you don't want to sleep with me at all, am I right?
Rebecca: Right.
Sam: Okay, so what's half of 25?
Rebecca: Your l.Q.?
Sam: Wait, uh... please. Um, I'm a little sensitive about people making fun of my intelligence.
Rebecca: I'm sorry.
Sam: That's all right.
Rebecca: But I wasn't making fun of your intelligence.
Sam: Good.
Rebecca: I was making fun of your lack of intelligence.
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Please, Lilith don't you think you could forgive me?
Lilith: I don't know. At this moment, my feelings for you are ambivalent. I need to sort them out. I'm going to go out and wander the streets aimlessly. I'll take my usual route.
Frasier: You know, I have an idea, Popsicle. Uh, why don't I run upstairs and make us a nice warm, soothing bath, hmm?
Lilith: Well, Mr. Bubble does always cheer me so.
Frasier: Once begun, it's half done.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I found an apartment.
Sam: Hey, good for you, Woody.
Woody: It's got everything I ever wanted.
Sam: What's that?
Woody: A living room and a bedroom.
Cliff: Dare to dream there, Woodman.
Sam: Isn't this in Chinatown?
Woody: I don't think so, Sam.
Sam: Well, yeah, I think it is. Did there seem to be a lot of Chinese restaurants around?
Woody: Yeah, I guess.
Cliff: And, uh, a lot of, uh, signs hanging hither and yon in Chinese there?
Woody: Yeah, come to think of it.
Norm: Yeah, lots of Chinese people walking around on the street, I suppose.
Woody: Yeah, but that could just be a coincidence, you know? I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll call my landlady. If anyone would know, Mrs. Chung would.