Norm Quote #483

Quote from Norm in Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1

Norm: Boys, we're all set up with my buddy Bruce. He can get us the same silverware Carla picked out from the Filene's catalog for over two-thirds off.
Cliff: Oh, yeah. So what's the bite-ski?
Norm: 20 bucks apiece. I'll catch you guys later.
Frasier: Say, Norm, there isn't any chance that this stuff is stolen merchandise, is there?
Norm: No, of course not. Listen, if anyone asks, we never heard of Bruce, we can't find the receipt, and if you run into me up on the street, call me Larry.
Frasier: My mind's at ease.

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 ‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Woody: So, Sam, what are you concocting there?
Sam: Well, you know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are. I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good-luck wedding punch. It never fails.
Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers?
Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Carla, here's your final paycheck.
Carla: Thank-
Rebecca: I might say that you have been a unique employee, and it's going to be very difficult to fill your uniform.
Carla: Thanks.
Rebecca: You don't happen to know any other short, pregnant cocktail waitresses, do you?

Quote from Norm

Sam: Are you gonna take her on a honeymoon?
Carla: Hey, got any suggestions?
Norm: Yeah. New Orleans. I found a great little honeymoon spot just kind of tucked away off Bourbon Street. Great food, very romantic, steamy atmosphere, you know. Yeah, I had the time of my life, and then Vera tracked me down.