Woody Quote #182

Quote from Woody in Cheers: The Motion Picture

[on film:]
Sam: Woody, uh, what's going on?
Woody: Oh, well, I have a little dilemma here, Sam. My father might call me back home and, uh, if he does - and I sure hope he doesn't - what am I gonna do with this? [puppy whimpering] I mean, after all, what kind of a place is a small farm to raise a puppy? I was hoping you could take him, Sam.
Sam: Well, gee, Woody, I don't have the room. I guess you'll just have to put the poor little fella to sleep.
Woody: Put this poor puppy to sleep because I have to leave Boston? Well, if that's what my father wants.
Sam: What a shame, Woody. What kind of dog is it?
Woody: What's the difference? He's gonna die.
Sam: Well, maybe your daddy will let you stay here and take care of him.
Woody: I'd sure prefer that. What about you, pooch? Would you prefer that to dying?
[in the bar:]
Diane: Subtle tug at the old heartstrings there, guys.
Cliff: [crying] Boy, I'll say.

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 ‘Cheers: The Motion Picture’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

[on film:]
Woody: You don't have to worry about me going hungry if I stay here in Boston. This town is famous for its finer health food restaurants. Hi. And the best of them all is the Hungry Heifer.
Norm: That's right, Woody.
Woody: I found out about this place through a guy who's helped me plan my life here in Boston, a good friend and my financial advisor, Mr. Norm Peterson.
Norm: Hi. Are you hungry?
[As Norm enters the restaurant:]
All: Norm!

Quote from Norm

[on film:]
Corinne: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: The, uh, Feeding Frenzy Special for two.
Corinne: How about you, honey?
Woody: Well, I think he was ordering for both of us.
Norm: No. No.
Woody: Oh, well, give me just one.
Corinne: Anything for you, Sam? [the camera shakes side to side] Smart move.

Quote from Woody

Woody: Well, I guess this is good-bye, then.
Cliff: I just can't believe you're leaving us, Woody.
Diane: Are you sure my film had no effect on your father?
Sam: Oh, come on, face it. All that weird stuff wouldn't mean anything to a guy like Mr. Boyd.
Woody: Yeah. Besides, he thought it was too derivative of Godard.