Sam Quote #789
Quote from Sam in One Last Fling
Sam: Come on, listen, snap out of this, will you? I mean, I- I didn't say all that stuff last night to hurt your feelings.
Diane: My feelings aren't hurt. I just feel bad for you. Sentenced to a life with one perfume, one set of insensitive earlobes, one set of lips flapping in your ear till you die.
Sam: Come on! I was with a bunch of guys. I mean, they forced me to make a speech. How the hell did I know my fiance was hiding in the cake, taking dictation?
Diane: Did you mean it, Sam?
Sam: No. See, it's just this this whole marriage thing's kind of snuck up on me, that's all. I mean, I'm happy that you're the only woman I'll make love to again... ever. [Diane snaps her fingers as Sam stares dreamily into the distance] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but-but, you see I mean, if I had known that the last one was going to be the last one, l- l- l would've prepared myself for it. Sweetheart, it's kind of like popcorn. Now, you- You can munch away as long as you know there's a bowlful, but, you know, if all of a sudden, it's all gone, there's nothing left but the salt and the duds, well, you feel bad, because if you'd known the last kernel was the last one, you would've savored it. Am I making myself clear on this?
Diane: Oh, yes, yes. I'm salt and duds.
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Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hi, Wood. Let me get a beer, will you? Oh, say, what'd you do to your thumb there?
Woody: Oh, well, it's a long story, but, uh, I was playing this guy some pool last night, and I had this one-four-seven combination.
Frasier: Yeah.
Woody: So, I was trying to show off and sink all of them in one shot, but the balls were positioned in such a way that I had to lean way over the edge of the table and get in a kind of twisted-up...
Frasier: Yeah, so, what, you fell and you broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I still couldn't get the shot, so I went and got the bridge and I got up on a chair and I put all my weight on the bridge.
Frasier: And it snapped and you fell and broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I made the shot and I beat the guy.
Frasier: Oh, so he got angry and he broke your thumb, right?
Woody: No, I beat him fair and square and he paid me the ten bucks he owed me.
Frasier: So, how did you break your thumb?
Woody: I slipped on the ice on the way home.
Frasier: Woody, why did you go into all that long-winded detail about the game?
Woody: Well, now, it wouldn't have been much of a story without the pool stuff.
Man: Hello, Woody. What happened to your thumb?
Woody: Oh, I slipped on the ice.
Frasier: Woody, why didn't you tell him the long, drawn-out version?
Woody: That's the guy I was playing pool with.
Quote from Frasier
Carla: What the hell is keeping Diane? I'm gonna be late for school.
Frasier: School, Carla? Well, I must say I'm delightfully astonished. You know, I've always held that adult education is one of the finest gifts that one can give oneself. Kudos on joining the ever-burgeoning ranks of enlightened, wondering minds seeking betterment through knowledge.
Carla: It's traffic school, you nimrod.
Quote from Carla
Norm: You got pinched, huh, Carla?
Carla: Yeah, speeding. But it wasn't my fault. There was a leaf stuck on my windshield, and I had to gun her up to 80 to blow it off.
Woody: What, and the cop didn't believe you?
Carla: No. Couldn't be bribed, either.
Cliff: Carla, what, you offered a policeman money?
Carla: Money? With a body like this? Huh.