Carla Quote #575
Quote from Carla in Never Love a Goalie, Part 2
Eddie LeBec: Say, Carla, you sure you don't want to go to the game with me tonight? I'm really on a hot streak.
Carla: You're tellin' me you're on a hot streak. For the past few weeks, you've been fantastic. Not bad on the ice, either. Hey, Eddie, do me a favor and beat it!
Eddie LeBec: What's the problem?
Carla: Problem is we just don't work anymore. It's been a lot of grins, but we both knew it wasn't going to last forever.
Eddie LeBec: I don't get it. I thought things were great between us.
Carla: Well, they were, but they're not anymore, so hit the bricks.
Eddie LeBec: All right, whatever you say.
Man: Say, I was in here a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Carla and her boyfriend break up then?
Sam: Yeah. They do that before every game. It's kind of a ritual.
Eddie LeBec: Hey, Carla, that's it! We're finished! Through! Good-bye!
Carla: Good-bye!
Eddie LeBec: Red Wings Thursday night. See you then, eh?
Carla: Superstitious little guy, but he's mine.
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Wood, what you working on?
Woody: Cheers newsletter.
Frasier: Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.
Woody: Wow, there's a scoop. I'll make that my lead story.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not like we're not for the guy. I mean, especially with Carla going out with him. But, you know, the guy's in a major slump, let's face it.
Cliff: Hey, I can tell you an interesting thing about slumps, too. Uh, statistics show that they can be grouped into four categories.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, that's right. Uh, 65 percent physical, yeah, 17 percent emotional, 15 percent psychological and, uh, three percent dental.
Norm: Cliffie, you know something, man? You're a walking encyclopedia.
Cliff: Oh, thank you, Normie.
Norm: Unfortunately, you're also a talking encyclopedia.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I don't understand. Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?
Sam: [sighs] Well, you see, if Eddie loses, then Carla wins, because it proves she's no longer a jinx. But if he wins, then Carla loses, 'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.
Woody: Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins, boy wins, girl loses" jinx reinforcement theory. If I've seen it once, I've seen it...