Woody Quote #163
Quote from Woody in Never Love a Goalie, Part 2
Carla: [on answering machine] Hi, Sam, this is Carla. I'll be in a little late today. Eddie's really down about his losing streak, and I want to cheer him up. It may take six or seven hours. You know hockey players. Bye. [beeping]
Diane: [on answering machine] Hi, Sam, it's me. I'm on a little break from the trial. We had some of the most fascinating testimony today. Of course, I'm not at liberty to discuss it. Suffice it to say... [tape fast-forwarding] and the defendant had the unmitigated gall to get... Oh, uh, they're calling us back in. I have to go. Love you. Bye. [beeping]
Woody: [on answering machine] Uh, this is Woody. Sam, uh, I got home tonight and remembered Diane called after you left and wanted me to give you a message. I love you. Bye. [beeping] Uh, Sam, this is Woody again. That message I just left, you understand it was Diane saying I love you, not me. All right, bye. [beeping] This is Woody again. Uh, don't misunderstand me, I really like you a lot. [beeping] This is Woody again. Uh, I've been thinking it over, Sam. I do love you.
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Wood, what you working on?
Woody: Cheers newsletter.
Frasier: Wood, Cheers doesn't have a newsletter.
Woody: Wow, there's a scoop. I'll make that my lead story.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Well, Sammy, it's not like we're not for the guy. I mean, especially with Carla going out with him. But, you know, the guy's in a major slump, let's face it.
Cliff: Hey, I can tell you an interesting thing about slumps, too. Uh, statistics show that they can be grouped into four categories.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, that's right. Uh, 65 percent physical, yeah, 17 percent emotional, 15 percent psychological and, uh, three percent dental.
Norm: Cliffie, you know something, man? You're a walking encyclopedia.
Cliff: Oh, thank you, Normie.
Norm: Unfortunately, you're also a talking encyclopedia.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Sam, I don't understand. Why does Carla want Eddie to screw up?
Sam: [sighs] Well, you see, if Eddie loses, then Carla wins, because it proves she's no longer a jinx. But if he wins, then Carla loses, 'cause it reinforces the jinx theory.
Woody: Ah, the old "boy loses, girl wins, boy wins, girl loses" jinx reinforcement theory. If I've seen it once, I've seen it...