Sam Quote #760

Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam

Diane: Sam I felt that I couldn't possibly ask you for this, but now that you've actually gone out and purchased it, I can tell you. This is the only ring I ever wanted.
Sam: Mmm.
Diane: Where's the box?
Sam: Box?
Diane: Yeah, you know, the one it came in.
Sam: Oh, yeah, uh this, this one didn't seem to come with one of those, did it?
[Sam covertly passes the brown envelope to Norm who passes it Cliff]
Diane: Really? Oh, I'm surprised they didn't give you one, especially considering how much this must have cost.
Sam: Oh, well, they did, they did. It's just that I told them, uh, keep the box. She'll just wear it. That's what I said, all right.

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 ‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.

Quote from Woody

Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...