Sam Quote #757

Quote from Sam in Chambers vs. Malone

Diane: Well, guess I don't need this for a while. [removes neck brace and folds up telescopic walking cane] Sam, I'm sorry. I guess I got a little carried away. [sighs] I wanted to expose our relationship to the scrutiny of the court. God knows I've tried to figure it out. I'm at a complete loss.
Sam: Oh, it makes perfect sense to me. You want me to propose to you. I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never want to see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again. I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know, I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or I'll go to jail. It's the classic American love story.
Diane: That's pretty absurd. Well, don't worry. I'm not going to hold you to that proposal. I know it was made under duress. [sighs] Bye, Sam.
Sam: Where are you going? You know, you're not going to get off that easy. No, you're going to pay for what you put me through.
Diane: What do you mean?
Sam: I proposed to you, you said yes. Now, they can stop me from killing you, but they can't stop me from marrying you.
Diane: Oh, Sam!

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 ‘Chambers vs. Malone’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: How are you today, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Never been better, Woody. You know, just once I'd like to be better.

Quote from Woody

Frasier: Well, that's it. I think Miss Arkansas has got it hands down.
Cliff: In your hat, Miss Arkansas. Miss Nebraska's the class of this field.
Frasier: Oh, yeah, Miss Nebraska. I was particularly impressed by her life's ambition to work for world peace and open an aerobics dance studio.
Sam: Now, wait a minute. Look at this one here.
Norm: Ooh, yeah. Not that often you see an impression of Edward G. Robinson while twirling a baton.
Cliff: Hey, Woody, Miss Indiana.
Woody: Yeah, but Boston's my home now.

Quote from Woody

Diane: [humming] Oh, isn't it a glorious day?
Woody: Well, it sure is, Miss Chambers. Especially if you like it cloudy and damp.
Diane: Woody, I'm not talking about superficial things, like the weather. I'm talking about the day. Today is going to be the most special day of my life. Do you believe in intuition?
Woody: No. But I have this strange feeling that someday I will.