Sam Quote #745
Quote from Sam in The Book of Samuel
Sam: Uh, all right, sit down, sit down. I guess I'm gonna have to make an executive decision here. All right, hold out your fists. There you go. One potato, two potato, three potato, four...
Diane: Oh, Sam, Sam, Sam. This isn't fair.
Sam: It isn't?
Diane: No. Everybody knows that when you do "one potato, two potato" with three people, you end up with the same person with whom you started.
Sam: Oh, yeah, all right. Uh Oh, I got something else here. All right, all right. My dog died last night. What color is his blood?
Diane: What kind of disgusting game is that?
Sam: It's something I played when I was a kid. Now pick a color.
Diane: What for?
Sam: Your dog's blood.
Diane: Oh, this is horrible. You played this as a child? Well, no wonder you're so disturbed.
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‘The Book of Samuel’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: I'll tell you, Woody, the psychiatric profession can really get rough sometimes. I think if I hear one more person telling me about one more problem, I'll explode.
Woody: I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Actually, I suppose you do. Our professions are really very much alike. We both have to listen patiently while people unload their grief and suffering. Sometimes it's just more than I can bear.
Woody: I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: You know, if only I had your ability to listen to a person's problem, sympathize with them, and yet still go on about my business calmly and happily. How do you do it, Wood?
Woody: I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: You're not listening to me, are you?
Woody: I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: How about a double scotch rocks?
Woody: Coming right up.
Quote from Woody
Desiree: Is there somebody here named Woody?
Woody: Yeah.
Desiree: I'm Desiree.
Woody: Uh, just a minute, please. Is it me or does she look different than she did on the phone?
Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, Beth writes the greatest letters in the world. I can't wait for you guys to hear this. "Dear Woody, this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. What I have to say is that I care about you very much, but I'm afraid we can't stay together anymore. You see, I've fallen in love with Leonard Twilley and we're flying up to Niagara Falls on the 20th to be married. We're gonna drop by and see you on our way. l feel I have to explain in person. l hope you understand and find it in your heart to forgive me. See you Saturday. Love, Beth." Well, this isn't quite as good as her usual letters.
Diane: I'm so sorry, Woody.
Woody: I can't believe it. Beth and Leonard Twilley.
Cliff: Woody, today's Saturday, you know. Uh, she could be here any minute.
Woody: Gosh, I'm feeling kind of bad. Listen, if you'll excuse me, I think I'd like to be alone now. [doesn't move] Oh, I guess it'd be easier if I left.