Carla Quote #513

Quote from Carla in Knights of the Scimitar

Sam: Okay, all right, besides Robert Redford. I mean, some somebody you see in the city here. Who's the handsomest guy you see in the city?
Carla: Um, Dwight Evans.
Sam: No, not- not an athlete. Somebody that you see every day.
Carla: My butcher.
Sam: In this bar, Carla.
Carla: Well, uh...
Sam: Standing next to you, getting very angry.
Carla: Well, that would be you, Sam.
Sam: Well, why do you put me through this stuff?
Carla: Put you through what?

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 ‘Knights of the Scimitar’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffy, uh, thanks a lot, but l- l'm just not interested. You know, I guess I'm an example of the old adage, "l'd never join a club that would have someone like you as a member," you know?

Quote from Woody

Cliff: Oh, boy. Hey, you're gonna love it down at the lodge, you know. After a hard day's work, it's a great place to unwind.
Woody: Yeah, wearing those turbans, you probably need a place to unwind. You know, unwind. [laughs] Turbans? How they're all wound up around your head and you gotta unwind 'em?
Cliff: Hey, uh good one, Woody.
Woody: I was voted class clown.
Norm: You should be proud.
Woody: Yeah, I was only running for class president.

Quote from Norm

High Sultan: Stand up, Norm Peterson, and be welcomed. Norm, uh, Norm, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, huh?
Norm: Well, there's really nothing to say, guys.
High Sultan: Now don't be modest.
Norm: No, I mean it. There's really nothing to say. Uh... Let's see, I was born in Chicago, uh I moved to Boston and became an accountant.
High Sultan: Are you married?
Norm: Yeah.
High Sultan: To?
Norm: Long.