Woody Quote #109
Quote from Woody in House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick
Norm: Yeah, it says here there's another sighting of the Loch Ness monster.
Cliff: Yeah?
Norm: Do you believe that? There's even a picture of him.
Woody: Whoa! Looks kind of like President Reagan.
Norm: That is Reagan. The other picture's the monster.
Woody: Oh, I see.
Cliff: Wonder if they'll ever catch that thing, huh?
Frasier: Well, l, for one, hope they never do. I mean, none of us really want to see that poor beast hauled out of the water and put on display in some sideshow.
Woody: Well, I sure would. You know, we could all go together. I don't mind driving.
Norm: Yeah, but, uh, you see, Woody, they...
Woody: You know, it'd be kind of fun. We could pack a lunch.
Norm: No, Woody, they...
Woody: All right, who wants peanut butter and jelly and who wants bologna?
Norm: Woody, they... I'll have one of each, all right?
‘House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Carla: Look, I appreciate what you guys are trying to do, but it's not necessary. I'm fine.
Cliff: Oh, sure, you're fine. It's a terrific place, Carla. It's got a really nice feeling in here. It's, uh, warm and cozy.
Norm: Have you checked out the rest of the place yet?
Cliff: No, I thought it might be a good idea to have a beer first.
Norm: Yeah, I find that pretty much applies to just about everything.
Quote from Carla
Carla: The house, it's different now. It likes me. It wants me. You know what? I think I'm gonna put the couch right over here. And the oil painting of me and Elvis on that wall. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And the easy chair... [rumbling] What's that?
Cliff: I don't know.
Carla: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! They're coming to get us. They're gonna drag us back down to the grave with them! [gasps] [screams] [jet engines roar] [screams]
Cliff: No, wait, no, Carla, know what that is? It it's- It's not the dead coming out of the grave to feast on human flesh. It's an L-1011 wide-body. You know, the sounds are very similar. Yeah. And I understand that during foggy weather, they have to reroute those babies to runway two-niner. It must be near here.
Carla: Do you mean that this house, my house, is at the end of a runway?
Cliff: [whimpers] Uh-huh.
Carla: And that was a wide-body jet landing ten feet from my backyard?
Cliff: [whimpers] Yeah.
Carla: And this house is not cheap because it's haunted, but because it is right next to the airport?
Cliff: Yeah.
Carla: I'm home! Yay!
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: What isn't?