Sam Quote #703

Quote from Sam in Money Dearest

Cliff: Hey, Sammy! Have you heard the latest in the, uh, Ma-Fitz romance?
Sam: No, no. What's goin' on?
Cliff: Yeah, they're celebratin' their first week together with a picnic on the Charles.
Sam: Whoa, the Charles! Boy, that's the make-out capital of the world. And if he does as well as I do, there's gonna be a lotta panting and rolling around... [off Cliff's look] And shopping. There's a mall right next to the Charles.

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Quote from Esther Clavin

Woody: So I guess Mr. Clavin's told you a lot about us, huh?
Esther Clavin: No, actually, Clifford doesn't talk much around the house.
Norm: That Cliff?
Esther Clavin: That's right. Some days, not a peep. Of course, the same thing occurs in nature, too. It's a little-known fact that arctic wolves that remained in the den too long exhibited a tendency to be reticent in their howling.
Norm: Ah.
Esther Clavin: Now, when I read that...

Quote from Woody

Woody: You know, funerals are a lot different here than they are back home.
Norm: Yeah? How's that, Woody?
Woody: Well, where I come from, when somebody dies, people come from miles around, bake lots of pies, bring all kinds of food, make speeches, ride the roller coaster. Oh, wait, that might be the state fair.

Quote from Esther Clavin

Esther Clavin: Hi, there.
Cliff: Ma, what took you so long to get down here?
Esther Clavin: Well, I wanted to look my best for your friends.
Cliff: And this is two hours' worth? Uh, Ma, this is Cheers.
Esther Clavin: Yeah, this is the odor I'm always washing out of your shirts.