Sam Quote #689
Quote from Sam in The Cape Cad
Cliff: Hey, uh, Sammy, don't let Diane hear about Rhonda. She'll load that info into her shotgun and take aim, huh?
Sam: Yeah, no one is going to ruin Sam Malone's weekend, no matter what Diane says. [dials the phone] Yeah, hello, Vicki? Yeah, it's Sam Malone. Yeah, yeah, listen, uh, how, how does the idea of, uh, 48 hours of sun and surf up at the Cape grab ya? Oh, yeah? Well, if that grabs ya, how's the idea of me grabbing you grab you? Yeah, all right. All right. Yeah, me, too. Okay, l, I'll see ya in about two hours then, Vicki. All right. Bye-bye. [hangs up]
Cliff: Yeah.
Diane: I thought her name was Rhonda.
Sam: Well, uh... Rhonda canceled. But that's good. That's good because I like, I like Vicki better than Rhonda. As a matter of fact, I kind of hope that, that Vicki cancels because I have somebody even better waiting in the wings.
Diane: I know. Me.
Sam: No, no, not you.
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‘The Cape Cad’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Boy, Carla, you know, I never thought you'd be able to unload all those kittens in one night.
Carla: Yeah, it was just a simple matter of marketing technique, you know. Giving away a beer with each kitten really did the trick.
[Norm comes out of the backroom with a beer in his hand and a litter of cats in his arms and pockets]
Norm: Here, Toots, time for your first cab ride. You know you guys are really gonna love Vera. She has legs just like a scratching post.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hi, everybody. [dejectedly:] Hi, Diane. Welcome back.
Diane: Carla, you don't seem surprised that I'm working here.
Carla: I knew you'd return. Your kind always does. Like roaches after atomic testing.
Diane: Well, I must say I'm relieved to see you act this way. I was expecting something a little more violent.
Carla: No. I'm glad you're back. You see, I got this theory. If you and Sam hang around each other long enough, one of you is going to kill the other. Now, if Sam kills you, fine. If you kill Sam, I'll turn you in, get a reward, and you'll get the chair. [imitates electrical crackling] Either way I come up a winner.
Diane: I think we're becoming friends. Let's have a slumber party sometime.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two nights ago on the boat, you demonstrated in no uncertain terms that you and I are inevitable. You said those words I had hoped to hear for so long, "Will you marry me?" Before thinking, I responded no. But then I realized all I needed was some time alone to clear my mind. Now I have returned to you with a resounding "yes." Say, Sam, I don't like it any more than you do, but I've decided to accept it. Therefore, I am going to work here so that when you finally accept it, as we both know you will, we can move forward to build and nurture our relationship. Excuse me. I have customers to wait on.
Sam: No, you- Listen, listen, l, I don't want you here. I don't want you in the building. I don't want you on this planet.
Diane: He's crazy about me.
Sam: No, I'm not crazy about her. You make me sick to my stomach. That's how I am about her.
Diane: We have kind of a little thing going. Now, what would you like? I'm sorry. This isn't my table.