Sam Quote #687
Quote from Sam in The Cape Cad
Diane: Sam, what do you think of Vivaldi at the ceremony?
Sam: You can invite anybody you want. I don't care. I'm not going to be- As a matter of fact, nobody's going to be there 'cause there's not going to be a wedding, but if you want to work here, that's fine. You got my blessings.
Diane: I'm glad you've come around to see the wisdom of it.
Sam: Oh, there's wisdom in it. There's tons of wisdom. Let me tell you why. I want you to have a front-row seat here for all the luscious babes I'm going to have marching through here every night. As a matter of fact, from now on, it's casaba city, and you're looking at the mayor.
Diane: You'll pardon me if I don't refer to you as "Your Honor."
Sam: You know, I'm going down to the Cape this weekend for a little R&R. That's Rhonda and room service. [all hooting]
Diane: I love the Cape. We spent so many happy hours there. Sightseeing, talking...
Sam: Yeah, well, Rhonda and I aren't going to have any time for sightseeing. We're going to be just coming up for air long enough to order some of that fish head soup.
Diane: Bouillabaisse.
Sam: No, I mean it.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Cape Cad’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Boy, Carla, you know, I never thought you'd be able to unload all those kittens in one night.
Carla: Yeah, it was just a simple matter of marketing technique, you know. Giving away a beer with each kitten really did the trick.
[Norm comes out of the backroom with a beer in his hand and a litter of cats in his arms and pockets]
Norm: Here, Toots, time for your first cab ride. You know you guys are really gonna love Vera. She has legs just like a scratching post.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hi, everybody. [dejectedly:] Hi, Diane. Welcome back.
Diane: Carla, you don't seem surprised that I'm working here.
Carla: I knew you'd return. Your kind always does. Like roaches after atomic testing.
Diane: Well, I must say I'm relieved to see you act this way. I was expecting something a little more violent.
Carla: No. I'm glad you're back. You see, I got this theory. If you and Sam hang around each other long enough, one of you is going to kill the other. Now, if Sam kills you, fine. If you kill Sam, I'll turn you in, get a reward, and you'll get the chair. [imitates electrical crackling] Either way I come up a winner.
Diane: I think we're becoming friends. Let's have a slumber party sometime.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two nights ago on the boat, you demonstrated in no uncertain terms that you and I are inevitable. You said those words I had hoped to hear for so long, "Will you marry me?" Before thinking, I responded no. But then I realized all I needed was some time alone to clear my mind. Now I have returned to you with a resounding "yes." Say, Sam, I don't like it any more than you do, but I've decided to accept it. Therefore, I am going to work here so that when you finally accept it, as we both know you will, we can move forward to build and nurture our relationship. Excuse me. I have customers to wait on.
Sam: No, you- Listen, listen, l, I don't want you here. I don't want you in the building. I don't want you on this planet.
Diane: He's crazy about me.
Sam: No, I'm not crazy about her. You make me sick to my stomach. That's how I am about her.
Diane: We have kind of a little thing going. Now, what would you like? I'm sorry. This isn't my table.