Frasier Quote #121

Quote from Frasier in The Proposal

Sam: Let me get this over with. Uh, I asked her. She said no. End of bulletin.
[As Sam turns around to hang up his coat, Carla and Frasier do a happy dance.]
Carla: Sorry, Sam. I feel like dirt.
Sam: I'm fine, everybody. I just don't want to talk about it, that's all. [to Frasier] Can I talk to you just for a minute?
Frasier: Sure, Sam. What can I do you for?
Sam: Well I'm kind of worried that Diane may get hurt.
Frasier: My God, Sam, that is very noble of you.
Sam: No, I- I mean that I- I had a dream last night that I killed her and-and-and-and it felt really good. Does this mean I'm- I'm crazy or?
Frasier: No, no, of course not. It's very normal for most sane people to entertain insane impulses sometimes, and it's very natural to want to hurt someone that's rejected you. Well, for example... Well, there's me. But I can't tell you how many times I felt my own hands around her windpipe, strangling her, fingers tightening cartilage snapping! And, uh, I'm a respected psychiatrist.

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 ‘The Proposal’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Good afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm.
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. What's the story?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer.

Quote from Sam

Sam: You know, for the longest time, I kept pretending about you. I guess I was afraid to really admit my feelings. But from the very start, down deep inside, I have been crazy about you. Crazier about you than any other woman I've ever met. I mean, hell, I was crazy about you even when I hated you. [Diane laughs] What I'm trying to say is will you marry me?
Diane: No.
Sam: No?
Diane: No.
Sam: Are you serious?
Diane: I'm afraid I am.
Sam: Well... seems to me you have two choices. One, I can throw you in. Or two, you can jump in.

Quote from Frasier

Diane: Oh, Frasier, please tell me where Sam is. I have to talk with him.
Frasier: Diane, in light of your disposal of him last night, I think it's better that he be left alone right now.
Diane: That poor man. Can you imagine how he must feel?
Frasier: Gee, I'll try.