Frasier Quote #115
Quote from Frasier in Strange Bedfellows, Part 1
Diane: Watching that woman work this room has brought me to a decision.
Sam: You've decided to work it too for a change?
Diane: I'm going to campaign for Janet Eldridge's opponent in the coming election.
Sam: Is that right?
Diane: I've voted for him before, but he really needs my help now. Would anyone like to join me in this campaign? Working side by side untiringly to carry James Fleener to victory?
Frasier: I would. James Fleener is the finest man to enter public life in the last decade. I'd be honoured to work for him.
Diane: All right. He needs all the help he can get. [walks away]
Frasier: [to Norm] Who the hell is James Fleener?
Cheers Quotes
‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Holy moly guacamole. Terre Haute, lndiana. Oh, I wouldn't throw her out of my bed for eating crackers.
Norm: Why else would she be there?
Cliff: Yeah, that's very humorous, Normie. Yeah, in light of the fact that a leading woman's magazine just recently completed a survey which showed that postmen are the most desired lovers right after-
Norm: Rock stars and heart surgeons.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say down at the P.O.-
Norm: "Postmen deliver daily."
Cliff: Have we had this conversation before, Norm?
Norm: Cliffie, we've had every conversation before.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You wine them. You dine them. Tell them how pretty they are. Buy them fancy presents. Finally, you get up the nerve to ask one of the little dears to marry you. What do you get for all your trouble? Squat.
Tim: Doc, I thought you'd pretty much gotten over that Diane problem of yours.
Frasier: Oh, it's not as serious as it sounds. You see, this is the one-year anniversary of the day Diane deserted me at the altar. To repress my bitterness would be detrimental to my recovery. So on this day, and on this day alone, I'm going to spew out my venom and exorcise the blond demon that haunts my soul.
Paul: Well, happy anniversary.