Carla Quote #456
Quote from Carla in Diane Chambers Day
Sam: Do me a favor, just pick an opera where it doesn't sound like somebody backing over a cat. Please.
Frasier: We do happen to be in luck. You see, they're playing Diane's favorite tomorrow night. Lucia di Lammermoor by Donizetti.
Carla: Yeah? Well, count me out. You know, every time we had a family gathering, they always tried to get me interested in opera. I just couldn't stand it. It's just a bunch of fat, homely people screeching and trying to stab each other.
Frasier: Well, Carla, you know, not all operas are like that.
Carla: I was talking about the family gathering.
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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
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Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
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Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.