Woody Quote #78
Quote from Woody in Diane Chambers Day
Sam: Hey, man, where's this relief waitress you hired?
Woody: Oh, don't worry, Sam, she's a great waitress, a complete professional.
Sam: Well, how come she's not here?
Woody: Well, she called and said she'd be about 20 minutes late. She wants to get in all her breaks before she starts. Oh, there she is. Hey, Corinne, over here.
Sam: When you asked them for a waitress, did you tell them this was a bar, not a truck stop?
Corinne: Hi, honey. Is this it?
Woody: Yep, Corinne, this is my boss, Sam Malone.
Corinne: Hi, honey. Just give me some checks and we're all set.
Sam: Okay, Woody, why don't you show her where they are?
Woody: It's right down here.
Corinne: Would you look at the size of this place? My dogs'll be barking tonight.
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‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
Quote from Carla
Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.