Frasier Quote #101
Quote from Frasier in The Peterson Principle
Frasier: All right, everybody. Filter on in here. There's plenty of seats for everybody. Yup, come along, now. Come along. Now, if everybody's passports are in order, we begin our sojourn in merry old England. Ah, yes. Here's Diane at the Tower of London.
Woody: Where's the tower?
Frasier: It's right there. She's standing in front of it. Yeah. And here she is at the changing of the guard.
Cliff: Where are the guards?
Frasier: Well, if you look very closely, you can see them in the reflection of her sunglasses. Which hide her eyes. Which hide her emotions. And here she is in front of Big Ben.
Sam: That wall looks just like the other wall.
Frasier: Ah, but imagine that at the top of this wall there's a clock.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Peterson Principle’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?
Norm: You know, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [on the phone] Hi, Vera. Listen, honey, no point beating around the bush here. I didn't get the promotion. In fact, I just got so mad at the guy, I just went ahead and quit. Yeah. Yes. Yes, they did, they gave me a reason, hon. They said that... Well, what they said was, I'm just not the right man for the job, you know. You just face it, honey, I'm a loser. I don't know why you just don't go just pack up your bags and leave me. Hello? That's very funny. That's cute. Listen, sweetie. There's something I have to tell you. Even on a terrible day like today, I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world, because I married you. I don't know. I've had two, three, maybe. I'll talk to you later. Yeah. [hangs up]
Diane: Norman?
Norm: Yeah.
Diane: That's one of the finest things I have ever seen a man do. Yes.
Norm: How great, I'm unemployed.
Woody: Don't worry, Mr. Peterson. Something else will come along.
Norm: No, no, I mean, great, I'm unemployed. Give me a beer here.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: I made the mistake of telling Vera that if I get the promotion, we could buy a new house. You know, so... It's always been a dream of hers to have house with a bathroom so big, if you fall down, you won't hit your head on anything.
Cliff: Well, now, that's smart. That's smart. Because, little-known fact, 42% of all deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.
Carla: So were you.