Cliff Quote #224
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Sam: [answers phone] Yeah. Yeah, as a matter of fact he is. Hold on one second, will you. Cliffie, telephone.
Carla: Somebody wants to talk to Cliff?
Norm: Cliffie. This is a first, bud. I don't think anyone's ever called you here before.
Cliff: Yeah, I know who this is. It's a tootsie on my route who's been eyeing the cut of my jib through her Levolors. Her old man's probably out of town, she's looking for a little C.O.D.: Cliffie on demand. I know how to handle this babe. [takes the phone] Hello. Listen, I never wanna speak to you again as long as I live. Goodbye. [hangs up]
Norm: Cliff, who was that?
Cliff: That was a man who has the nerve to call himself my father.
Carla: He'd have to have nerve to admit that.
Sam: Are you still carrying a grudge?
Cliff: Damn straight. How would you feel if your father deserted you at the formative age of 9?
Diane: Well, Cliff, don't you at least wanna hear what he has to say? Perhaps he's trying to make amends.
Cliff: No way. I don't wanna have anything to do with that bum.
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.