Cliff Quote #228
Quote from Cliff in The Barstoolie
Woody: You two look like you've been having a heck of a time. What did you do?
Cliff: It'd be better to ask what we didn't do.
Mr. Clavin: Yeah.
Norm: How about if we just withdrew the question.
Cliff: Well, we caught the first quarter of the Celtics game, went down to the petting zoo. It was night, but we peeked over the fence. Then we went fishing in the Charles and Dad took me to the all-night barber's to get a haircut.
Mr. Clavin: Yeah, next time he's gonna get them all cut. Then later over a hot dog, we had a little father-and-son talk about the birds and bees. Yeah, well, I already knew about that stuff.
Cliff: There was one thing that was a little bit shocking. [both laugh]
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Cliff: It's obvious, isn't it? My father didn't trust me, so he gave me the slip out of the bathroom window. Guess I'll just go home.
Carla: Well, you're ruling out the other possibility.
Cliff: What other possibility?
Carla: Well, it's a little-known fact, but more and more people have been going into men's rooms and vaporizing. I mean, just disappearing into thin air. It's an unexplained phenomenon.
Norm: It's kind of like the Bermuda Triangle.
Carla: That's right.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get serious, will you.
Carla: Have it your way.
Cliff: Well, you know, however, this much is true, you know. There's been recent sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
Woody: It's not?
Cliff: Heck, no! It's a trapezedo-rhomboid. They're perfect for attracting Martian spacecraft.
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Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.
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Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.