Diane Quote #443
Quote from Diane in Diane's Nightmare
Sam: Diane, Diane? Hey.
Diane: [wakes up] Sam. This may be a silly question, but you don't have a velvet smoking jacket, do you?
Sam: Hey, come on, I'm smoking in any jacket. What is this? What's going on?
Diane: But of course. I just had the weirdest dream. I thought I was waking up from a dream, but I was in another dream. Andy-Andy came back. Oh, it was terrible. And there was a wine cellar here. And we all went into it. And Frasier was a kleptomaniac, and you were smart.
Sam: When did it get weird?
Cliff: Hey, Sam? You wanna come continue this word game? Woody's on the brink of forming a syllable.
Sam: Oh, yeah. Whoa, wait a second. You never told me how that dream ended. Did you and l?
Diane: Certainly not.
Sam: Oh, well, that really was a bad dream, wasn't it?
[Diane is startled as she notices a pipe on Sam's desk. After picking the pipe up and smelling it, she relaxes. As she puts it in her mouth and blows, the pipe produces water bubbles.]
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‘Diane's Nightmare’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
Norm: That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.
Cliff: Hey, some storm, huh?
Norm: Yeah. If I don't get home to Vera soon, that road's gonna be closed. Say about another half hour or so ought to do it.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: That's it, time's up. What do you got? You first.
Woody: I've got "reap," "pear" and "ear."
Cliff: Well, I'm sorry, Woody. I got those too, so it cancels yours out. But I've also got "flork," "ferd" and "snot."
Sam: Come on, man, there's no such word as "flork."
Cliff: What are you talking about? You know those little flags on the mailboxes? What do you think holds them on?
Woody: Gee, Mr. Clavin, you're so smart I don't even know why I bother playing with you. You always win.
Cliff: You know what I say, Woody? You just gotta be tenacious, just like the great horned "muren." Hey, well, besides, you almost beat me in the last game.
Woody: Yeah, just missed by a cat's "pleck."
Cliff: Yep.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Diane, I heard screams.
Diane: Oh, well, I dreamt I was being murdered.
Carla: Was I the one who was murdering you?
Diane: No.
Carla: Was I helping in any way?