Cliff Quote #204

Quote from Cliff in Woody Goes Belly Up

Beth: Gosh, I can't believe how big this city is.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, quite a place. You know, Boston is the hub of Boston proper, which comprises some-- Ooh, there's probably, what, two and three-quarter million people spread out in 83 cities and towns.
Al: Get out of here.
Cliff: You question my figures?
Al: No, I want you to get out of here.

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 ‘Woody Goes Belly Up’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Hi, sailor. New in town?

Quote from Frasier

Diane: Frasier, for God's sake, hasn't this gone on long enough? If you're trying to make me feel guilty, you succeeded.
Frasier: Don't flatter yourself, Your Highness. I'm working here because I enjoy it. The Crane family is no stranger to hard work. I'll have you know that when my ancestors first came to this country, they had nothing but strong backs, a dream of freedom and a small personal fortune. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a life to live. Sam, where do you keep the Jonny Mop?

 Cliff Clavin Quotes

Quote from Coach in Love, Part 1

Cliff: Norm, it's a little known fact the word "Florida" comes from the language of the Okefenokee Indians and it means literally, "place where the old people come to sweat".

Quote from What Is... Cliff Clavin?

Alex Trebek: Cliff, it's all right, you don't have to worry. Unless you risked more than $21,600, you will be the new Jeopardy! champion. So let's take a look and see what your wager was. You bet "22,000 big ones"? Which takes you down to zero. You bet it all. Cliff, why would you do something like that?
Cliff: It's because I knew that those people had never been in my kitchen. You can ask them. Come on, Tony Curtis is still alive. Get him on the phone, go ahead, I'll pay for the call.
Alex Trebek: Isn't going to work, Cliff, sorry. Agnes, $400 is not a big total, but today it's enough to make you the new Jeopardy! champion. So congratulations.
Cliff: No, she's not! I'm the champion! I answered all those questions! You saw me, America! Write in and tell them!
Norm: Come on, Wood, if we sneak out right now, nobody will know we're with him.
Cliff: Tony Curtis, if you're out there, if you can hear me, call in, and I'll split the pot with you. Ah, for crying out loud, look... Any mail carriers out there?