Diane Quote #414
Sam: [answers the phone] Cheers.
Diane: Hello, it's me.
Sam: Oh, hold on here a second. Hey there, you been dreaming about me again? You just had to call?
Diane: Actually, I was calling to talk to everyone. Chat a little. Tell you how nice the weather's been. How romantic Europe has been. [chuckles] Oh, yes, it's been very romantic. The kind of place that makes a man lose his head and propose to a gal on a night such as this.
Sam: Ah. So, who do you wanna speak to next?
Diane: I'm talking about Frasier, Sam. He had a couple of sips of Chianti tonight and asked me to marry him.
Sam: Did you say a couple of sips or barrels?
Diane: I knew you'd be this way.
Sam: No, no, I'm not being any way here. Um... So what'd you tell him?
Diane: I haven't told him anything yet. I'm just basking in the moment.
Sam: Uh-huh. I see. So what's the problem? You always told me you and Frasier are a perfect match.
Diane: There's no problem.
Quote from Carla
Carla: What are you doing? Can't you see this is a twisted cry for help? Sammy, I'm here for you.
Sam: Carla, knock it off. I'm not saying I'm going. I just wanna find out if I can. That's all.
Carla: I don't get it, Sammy. Why Diane? Why not arsenic or strychnine?
Norm: Let's see if I'm following all of this. Carla, you think Diane is bad for Sam.
Quote from Coach
Dan Corelli: Say, aren't you Ernie Pantusso?
Coach: Are you talking to me, sir?
Dan Corelli: Yeah. Yes, I am. Well, I'll be damned. Do you remember me?
Coach: No, I'm sorry. I don't.
Dan Corelli: Let me give you a hint.
Coach: I like hints.
Dan Corelli: Shortstop. Topeka, 1947. My nickname was "Fancy Dan".
Coach: Joe Pitney!
Dan Corelli: No, Ernie. I'm Dan Corelli.
Coach: Danny Corelli! My God, am I happy to see you! Hey, everybody, listen up. This is one of the most amazing men in the world. One of the most amazing men that ever stepped into a baseball diamond. He was a great ball-player. I know, I played against him. But, listen, the man is totally blind!
Dan Corelli: Ernie, I'm not blind and I never was.
Coach: Come on, Corelli, don't be modest. You were a legend. You were an absolute legend. The whole league talked about the blind man who played short-stop for Topeka.
Dan Corelli: Ernie, you're all confused. They called me the Blind Man because I sold Venetian blinds door-to-door during the off season.
Coach: My God, how did he find the doorbell? Now, is that an inspirational story or not, huh? They didn't buy your product out of pity, I'm telling you, Corelli.
Dan Corelli: I'll see you later.
Coach: Corelli, watch it, the steps there, please!
Carla: Coach, I think he can see as well as we can.
Coach: Carla, in some ways, he can see more.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Does anyone know how long it takes to get to Italy from here?
Carla: OK, nobody panic!
Cliff: Sammy, you can make it from here to Italy in 8 hours, 37 minutes, 22 seconds. With a good tail wind.
Cliff: Well, unless you take the polar route. In which case you run into those convex currents created by the Aurora Borealis.
Carla: You're a roaring bore-ealis.