Carla Quote #345
Quote from Carla in The Belles of St. Clete's
Sam: She's back there right now?
Carla: Yeah, we've been playing pool all night. We're tight, Sam.
Sam: So it is her?
Carla: Oh, yeah, it's her all right. But you know something, Sam? After I told her I how much hated her, she explained to me why she was always so tough on me and everything. She was just doing her job. And maybe I'm a better person for it. Anyway, we're pals now.
Sam: I can't believe this. I am so proud of you. Boy, this is a turning point.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Maybe we've seen the last of that Tasmanian devil of a waitress.
Drusilla Dimeglio: [o.s.] Hey, Carla, bring some more pretzels, too.
Carla: All right, right away.
Sam: I can't believe that's the same woman whose head you were about to shave.
Carla: Yeah, I almost went through with it, too. I mean, I came that close and I could have done it easy, Sam. I mean, she's not as young as she used to be. But I stopped. God was testing me, Sam. And I passed.
[Drusilla, with a full head of hair, walks out of the back room with a pool cue in one hand and a beer in the other.]
Drusilla Dimeglio: Hello there. Carla, come on, it's your turn.
Carla: Yeah, I'll be right with you.
[As Drusilla turns around to go into the back room, her head has been completely shaved at one side]
Carla: I didn't say I got an "A", Sammy. I just said I passed. Rack them up.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Belles of St. Clete's’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, Sammy.
Sam: Norm. What brings you in this time of day?
Norm: Same thing that always does.
Sam: A little early for a beer, isn't it?
Norm: So float a cornflake in it.
Sam: Beer it is.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Seriously, how come you're here this early?
Norm: Ah, my supervisor got sick. Had to go home early. So he left me in charge of the office. So I closed it. Hey, you know, I thought I'd stop by, have a few beers and figure out what to do with the day. After all, I have 24 golden hours to spend on Norm Peterson. Any suggestions?
Sam: If it was me, I'd be out there sailing. Perfect weather, the waters won't be crowded.
Norm: I get seasick, though. I don't know.
Sam: Well, you can always go to the driving range and work on your slice.
Norm: No, I don't have my clubs with me.
Sam: Well, how about checking out that gym you've been putting off joining?
Norm: I'm not in the mood for sweat, you know.
Sam: Well, you could set up that workshop in your garage.
Norm: I'd have to clean it all out first. It's a mess.
Sam: Well, Norm, you could sit here all day shooting down my ideas and drinking beer.
Norm: Wait a minute. I think we're onto something here, huh? What do you say you put a head here on this thing, and let's hear some more of those suggestions.
Sam: Let's see, how about skydiving?
Norm: Nah, mess up my hair.
Quote from Carla
Norm: What happened?
Carla: It's her. It's the Evil One.
Sam: Where? What?
Carla: Over there at table five.
Cliff: Oh, the little old lady?
Carla: Drusilla Dimeglio. She was the principal at St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls. We all hated her guts. She used to do these mean, spiteful things to us. Oh, I swore vengeance on her, but she retired before I could do anything. Now, twenty years later, there she is.
Sam: It's been twenty years. Are you sure it's her?
Carla: Well, there's one way to make absolutely sure, Sam. She has my teeth mark on her left ankle.