Diane Quote #399

Quote from Diane in Behind Every Great Woman

Paula: You know, it's my first weekend with this guy and I just hope I'm not making a big mistake. Frankly, he's got me puzzled. I start to think he's a big, dumb jerk and then he says something kind of intelligent.
Diane: Well, I'm lucky, I know mine's a dumb jerk. But we have something that just won't die. Kinda like crab grass.
Paula: Well, that's a lovely thought.
Diane: You know, I know I may be making the biggest mistake of my life. I'm seeing an eminent psychiatrist now.
Paula: Well, so am l. Is it helping you?
Diane: No, no. I mean romantically.
Paula: Oh.
Diane: And I may be giving all of that up just to rekindle a mostly physical relationship whose only appeal may be its danger.

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 ‘Behind Every Great Woman’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.

Quote from Frasier

Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?