Diane Quote #394

Quote from Diane in Behind Every Great Woman

Diane: Excuse me, Sam? I'm afraid I was all too brief in my response to your inquiry about Cezanne. Backgrounds were always very important to him, even during his early period. Eventually however, he completely broke with Renaissance perspective.
Sam: A-ha. Now, that makes sense. Thank you very much.
Diane: But that's still not the reason his paintings looked, as you so eloquently put it, "like he was goofed on skunk weed."
Sam: You know what I was talking about.
Diane: No, no, I'm not putting you down. I think your new-found interest in the arts is completely laudable. And I'd like to think that I had something to do with it.
Sam: Well, you did.
Diane: Keep it up, big lug.

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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.

Quote from Frasier

Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.

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Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?