Diane Quote #385

Quote from Diane in Bar Bet

Diane: Sam, aren't you forgetting one important step? You still have to get her to marry you.
Sam: It's no problem. As soon as I get her face-to-face, she'll fall under the old Sammy spell.
Cliff: You killer.
Diane: Sam Malone, your vanity knows no bounds.
Sam: All the same, I guess I ought to wear something nice. My best outfit. Say, Diane, when you dream of me, what am I wearing?
Diane: An ant hill.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: All those places are right here in Boston?
Diane: Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure-trove of historical monuments.
Norm: Hmm. That's really something. Thousands of people flock to Boston just t see all those sights, and soak up a lot of American heritage, and I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer.
Diane: It's sad, isn't it?
Norm: Yeah. But, hey, no one's forcing them.

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Carla: Wait, I've got an idea.
Diane: You mean you've actually conceived something besides a child?
Carla: Ooh. A bitter and unprovoked attack. I like it.

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Sam: Why don't you do this? You're a little smarter than me.
Diane: I'm a lot smarter than you are. This paper napkin is a little smarter.