Cliff Quote #176

Quote from Cliff in Bar Bet

Sam: Guys, you got to help me. We got to call information all over the country.
Cliff: Yeah, well, Sammy, I think I can already help you out there. At home, I happen to have the phone books of every major metropolitan area in the country.
Norm: Why?
Cliff: Oh, I'm just one of those people who collects phone book cover art.
Norm: One of those.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: All those places are right here in Boston?
Diane: Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure-trove of historical monuments.
Norm: Hmm. That's really something. Thousands of people flock to Boston just t see all those sights, and soak up a lot of American heritage, and I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer.
Diane: It's sad, isn't it?
Norm: Yeah. But, hey, no one's forcing them.

Quote from Diane

Carla: Wait, I've got an idea.
Diane: You mean you've actually conceived something besides a child?
Carla: Ooh. A bitter and unprovoked attack. I like it.

Quote from Diane

Sam: Why don't you do this? You're a little smarter than me.
Diane: I'm a lot smarter than you are. This paper napkin is a little smarter.