Frasier Quote #39
Quote from Frasier in The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
Frasier: I was hoping you'd come back here when you couldn't find me. And I want to apologize. After a couple of hours in the position, I heard some snipe rustling in the bush, so I went off to pursue them and, well, I got lost in the woods. Then I scrambled about for a while until I heard the sound of cars on the highway. So then I flagged down an eighteen-wheeler and made my way back to safety. But good friends, I'm sorry. I let you down. It's the last thing I wanted to do.
Diane: Frasier, are you sure you're all right?
Frasier: All right? Diane, I'm aglow. I'm transported. Of course, I don't expect you to understand. It has to do with the unspoken bond between men. [puts his arm around Norm and Cliff] Sorry, I'm a little emotional. Coach, set up my buddies. I want to drink to the camaraderie of this night.
Sam: Oh, you don't have to do that, Frasier.
Norm: Nonsense. He wants to buy his friends a drink. Come on, what the hell?
Cliff: Yeah, as you know, it is the bagger's prerogative.
Frasier: Ah, what a marvelous tradition. Let's drink to it.
‘The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Diane: Frasier, may I have a word with you in private? It's about what happened tonight.
Frasier: Well, not now, Diane. You're interfering with male bonding. [toasts] To snipe hunting.
Norm: All right.
Frasier: The most humane of sports. No guns. No knives. Just a man and a plain simple bag.
Carla: Like you and Diane. [Frasier laughs]
Diane: Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, come on, Diane. Guys make jokes about their mates, right guys? Look, you probably all think I'm being a bit manic about this, but the fact is I haven't spent that much time out of doors in my life. And I was exhilarated by it. It was a revelation to me how quiet it was. I heard an owl for the first time. You know, I finally understand why guys get hung up on going to the woods. You know, camping, fishing.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Just wait until the first time you come back home with a snipe strapped to the hood of your car, huh?
Norm: Yeah, that's a thrill of a lifetime.
Frasier: My one regret is we didn't get a snipe. And it's all my fault. I let you guys down.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Coach: It's a world gone mad.
Quote from Coach
Coach: I know exactly what you're saying, Doc. I do. After all the years behind this bar, I've learned how to make a lot of people happy.
Frasier: How's that, Coach?
Coach: Well, whatever problem they got, I point out the bigger problem. Now, in your case, you know, you're going bald.
Frasier: I am? Now I'm depressed and losing my hair.
Coach: Oh, that's nothing. It's child's play compared to that big mole you got on your neck.
Frasier: Please, Coach, no more. I'm cheered up now.
Coach: Any time, Doc.