Norm Quote #237
Quote from Norm in The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter
Norm: Sammy, all set to...
Sam: You bet, good buddy.
Diane: Did that gesture signify a primitive mating ritual?
Sam: Actually, me and Normie are going up to the woods to spend the day fishing.
Diane: Fishing. How lovely. You know, it's truly essential to one's peace of mind now and then to get back in tune with the rhythms of nature and totally shed the mechanized world.
Sam: Yeah, you're right. Did you remember to bring the TV set this time?
Norm: Yeah. I got a portable VCR, Sam.
Sam: Ooh, good.
Norm: We got- I rented Porky's ll and Splash.
Sam: All right.
Diane: I suppose you have a electronic fish tracking device, too?
Sam: Oh, don't be silly. That wouldn't be sportsmanlike, Diane. We prefer depth charges. Boom!
‘The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Diane: Frasier, may I have a word with you in private? It's about what happened tonight.
Frasier: Well, not now, Diane. You're interfering with male bonding. [toasts] To snipe hunting.
Norm: All right.
Frasier: The most humane of sports. No guns. No knives. Just a man and a plain simple bag.
Carla: Like you and Diane. [Frasier laughs]
Diane: Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, come on, Diane. Guys make jokes about their mates, right guys? Look, you probably all think I'm being a bit manic about this, but the fact is I haven't spent that much time out of doors in my life. And I was exhilarated by it. It was a revelation to me how quiet it was. I heard an owl for the first time. You know, I finally understand why guys get hung up on going to the woods. You know, camping, fishing.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Just wait until the first time you come back home with a snipe strapped to the hood of your car, huh?
Norm: Yeah, that's a thrill of a lifetime.
Frasier: My one regret is we didn't get a snipe. And it's all my fault. I let you guys down.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Coach: It's a world gone mad.
Quote from Coach
Coach: I know exactly what you're saying, Doc. I do. After all the years behind this bar, I've learned how to make a lot of people happy.
Frasier: How's that, Coach?
Coach: Well, whatever problem they got, I point out the bigger problem. Now, in your case, you know, you're going bald.
Frasier: I am? Now I'm depressed and losing my hair.
Coach: Oh, that's nothing. It's child's play compared to that big mole you got on your neck.
Frasier: Please, Coach, no more. I'm cheered up now.
Coach: Any time, Doc.