Diane Quote #343
Quote from Diane in Diane's Allergy
Sam: So does that mean you agree with me or not?
Diane: Don't be ridiculous.
Sam: Gee, you know, I just had this thought. Could it possibly be that you still love somebody from your past?
Diane: You?
Sam: Well, not necessarily. It could have been Sumner or anybody, for that matter, but isn't it interesting that I automatically spring to mind?
Diane: No. You automatically spring to mind whenever I hear something stupid.
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‘Diane's Allergy’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Frasier: So, Sam, listen. Fill me in. I'm hungry for news of little Pavlov.
Sam: Pavlov? Oh, you must mean little Diane.
Frasier: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Yeah, I renamed the puppy Diane. I figured you wouldn't mind. I mean, it's my puppy now. Yeah, well, I tell you, it's so wonderful. I come home, she gives me any trouble, I swat her on the rear end and say, "Shut up, Diane." And she does. It's heaven.
Frasier: Sam, I have to be honest with you, changing the dog's name hurts me a little. Don't you think two Dianes will be confusing?
Sam: Well, maybe you're right. Well, we'll just have to call your girlfriend Pavlov.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Well, she's very sweet, obviously, but I'm a cat person. I obviously have some kind of an allergy to dogs.
Sam: Are you sure it's the dog?
Diane: Well, what else could it be?
Sam: You've been around that dog before. I mean, you must have. You know, moving in with Frasier is a big commitment. I just wonder if this whole so-called allergy thing might not be psychosomatic.
Diane: Oh, Sam, I'm very impressed. That's a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write L and R on the bottom of his shoes.
Quote from Sam
Norm: Sammy, Frasier walks out of here with Diane and you get to go home to a dog.
Sam: Yeah, somebody up there likes me.