Diane Quote #338
Quote from Diane in Diane Meets Mom
Diane: Hester, I was trying to joke with you like you were joking with me. And if you weren't joking then you threatened my life last night-
Hester Crane: I what?
Frasier: What?
Diane: She said that if I didn't stop seeing you, she'd shoot me.
Hester Crane: This was obviously a mistake.
Diane: Oh, no. You know perfectly well you threatened my life!
Frasier: Diane, for heaven's sake.
Hester Crane: I will not stay and be talked to like this. Frasier, she is a rude, boorish, spiteful woman, who, for some reason that I don't understand, resents me terribly.
Frasier: Mother, please.
Diane: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.
Quote from Sam
Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Hi, what can I get you?
Man: I'm a phone company repairman.
Coach: Oh, hi, I'm a bartender. Ernie Pantusso.
Man: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
Coach: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I didn't call for any repairman.
Carla: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
Coach: He did? Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I'd better give him a call and find out what this is all about. [dials phone] Bum luck, Phil, phone's out.
Carla: Give him a couple of seconds.
Coach: Say, Phil, I hate to impose on you, but since they got you down here on this royal goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
Man: Sure.
Coach: Thank you. Lucky thing he happened by here, huh, Carla?
Carla: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.