Sam Quote #340
Quote from Sam in Sam Turns the Other Cheek
Sam: I'm sorry, we're closed.
Marvin: That's OK. I'm not a customer. I'm looking for Sam Malone.
Sam: You found him.
Marvin: I'm Maxine's husband.
Sam: Not the Sam Malone, a Sam Malone. Not the one you're looking for though.
Marvin: [pulls out a gun] Why did you do it, Sam?
Sam: Now, wait, wait! You just listen to me. I did not know that she was married. Come on, she just told me today, and the second I found out, I called it off. I mean, that was it. I mean, ask her. I may have done a lot of lousy things in my life, but I do not mess around with other men's wives.
Marvin: So what are you saying, it's all her fault?
Sam: No, no. I'm not saying it's anybody's fault. It was just a big mistake, that's all. I know we've all been hurt by this... and I'm sorry.
Cheers Quotes
‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.
Quote from Norm
Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.