Frasier Quote #5

Quote from Frasier in Rebound, Part 2

Sam: Oh, Frasier, wait a minute.
Frasier: Sam, you must break this attachment. Swim, Sam, swim.
Sam: No, no, Frasier, no. I just want you to tell me what you think put Diane in the "ha ha house".
Frasier: Well, I'm not her doctor, and even if I were, I couldn't discuss it.
Sam: Ah, it doesn't matter. I know she went nuts cos I kicked her out of here.
Frasier: By the way, Sam, I don't think you should use the word "nuts" when discussing Diane.
Sam: Well, you've met her. Give me a better one.
Frasier: Bonkers. [both laugh] You see, you don't need alcohol to have fun.
Frasier: In my profession there's no such thing as a closed door.
Sam: That explains how Diane got out.
Frasier: [laughs] You know, as long as you hang on to that sense of humor, I don't think you can ever go completely astray.

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