Sam Quote #324

Quote from Sam in Rebound, Part 2

Sam: Diane, rest assured I have no feelings left for you. Nothing.
Diane: I assure you I feel less than nothing for you.
Sam: Then there's nothing really left to say.
Diane: There is one other thing you should know. It's kind of important. There's another man in my life and he's someone you know.
Sam: Really? Who?
Diane: Frasier and I have been lovers for several weeks.
Sam: Ooh.
Diane: What do you mean, ooh?
Sam: No, I'm sorry. I just got a little mental picture there. It took me by surprise.

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