Coach Quote #242
Quote from Coach in Rebound, Part 1
Diane: Who is it?
Coach: [o.s.] It's Ernie Pantusso.
Diane: Coach? What do you want?
Coach: [o.s.] Diane, I have to talk to you. It's important.
Diane: Coach, you're a dear man and I love you and I've missed you, but you're part of a period of my life that I want to see fade into memory. Do you understand, Coach? [silence] Coach?
Coach: [o.s.] Western Union.
Diane: This is a man I could never resist. [opens door] How have you been?
Coach: I'm fine, honey. How have you been?
Diane: I'm OK, thank you.
Coach: I'm sorry I had to fool you that way.
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‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.