Norm Quote #192

Quote from Norm in Rebound, Part 1

Coach: [answers phone] Cheers. Uh-huh. Yeah, he's here. I'll give him the message. Normie, it's Vera. She says to hurry home. Her cycle is at its peak.
Norm: Again? Her cycle has more peaks than the Adirondacks.
Cliff: Hey, all systems are go there, big fella.
Norm: Even Secretariat got to wait till he was in the mood once in a while.

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 ‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.