Diane Quote #267
Quote from Diane in Norman's Conquest
Sam: And you're wrong.
Diane: In your hat.
Cliff: Yeah, yeah, I've kind of lost track here, Carla. What round is this?
Carla: I can't count that high. Just so we can follow the fun, what's this fight about?
Diane: We're not fighting, Carla. We're merely discussing a difference of opinion. Vodka rocks, two. I think Sam is a heartless, mindless, slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees. But I'm sure he'll see reason eventually. Let me know when his head lights up.
Sam: As usual, you have to take a connecting flight to get to the point. We were talking about the way you don't trust me, motormouth.
Diane: No, broken brow, we settled that. You were proven wrong and we moved on.
Sam: As I recall...
Diane: Sam, give me credit for having enough intelligence to humiliate you in the right subject area.
Carla: My favorite couple. Steve and Eydie Amin.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.