Cliff Quote #75
Quote from Cliff in Cliff's Rocky Moment
Cliff: Yeah, well, with the recent strides in genetic engineering, I mean, we'll soon be faced with the possibility of producing enormous farm animals to feed the hungry millions. Now, imagine one cow to feed a city, one egg making an omelette for an entire whole family. Yeah, I mean with the advances we're making, the future is limitless.
Victor: So is his mouth. Doesn't he ever shut up?
Coach: Who?
Victor: Gabby, the wonder boob.
Cliff: Is that humorous appellation supposed to refer to me there, friend?
Victor: Yeah. Do you realize your lips have been flapping for over an hour? Give it a rest, pal, and give us a break.
Cliff: Ah, doesn't seem fair now, Norm, does it?
Norm: What?
Cliff: That I have so much knowledge and there are people in the world who have to go to bed stupid every night.
Victor: Watch your step, pal.
Cheers Quotes
‘Cliff's Rocky Moment’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Sam: Okay, right now, top of the page, you have Bears against the Dolphins. Now. We have a home field advantage which means you've got to be...
Diane: Bears.
Sam: Bears, just like that?
Diane: Well, of course, Sam, a bear against a dolphin? Come on. I mean, that's not even a fair fight. Okay, now what about the Dallas guys against Atlanta?
Sam: All right, all right. Atlanta. Atlanta, uh...
Diane: What color uniforms do they wear?
Sam: Color?
Diane: Yes, the color will tell you the winner. Red beats blue, blue beats yellow, yellow beats mauve.
Sam: Wait. Hey, are you telling me you're going to pick Atlanta over Dallas because of the color of the uniforms? Dallas who up until last week had won six games in a row.
Diane: Who beat them last week?
Sam: Washington.
Diane: And what color was Washington wearing?
Sam: None of your business.
Quote from Diane
Coach: Sam, have you filled in your football pool yet? I gotta pick up the slips in half an hour.
Sam: I'm working on it, Coach.
Diane: I'm almost done with mine.
Coach: Good girl, Diane.
Sam: Yours? Why do you even bother to fill one out? I mean, you don't even like football.
Diane: Well, I don't dislike it. Believe it or not, Sam, I was on the pep squad when I was in high school. Some of my most stirring memories are of cheering for whomever it was to do whatever they were supposed to do to whomever they were supposed to do it.
Sam: Oh, spirit like that can really fire a team up, huh?
Quote from Cliff
Norm: Cliffie, where did you get that stuff?
Cliff: Construction site next door, Normie. I want to give you a little demonstration of what might would have happened to that guy if I hadn't kept a hood on my anger.
Coach: Sam, what's he doing with the shoe off?
Sam: Hey, you don't have to do this. Listen, this is nothing to go fooling around with.
Diane: He is not fooling around. He's a black belt.
Cliff: Hold it right there.
Norm: I'm not going to a splinter, am I?
Cliff: Just keep a good grip on that, Normie.
Carla: You know, Cliff, you're really crazy. This thing is solid.
Cliff: Yeah, it's just the way I like them, Carla. Solid.
[Cliff karate kicks the plank of wood in half, and chops the brick in half with his head]
Diane: Bravo! [applause]
Sam: Get that sucker back in here!
Cliff: Now that I've proved my point, goodbye to you all forever.
Alan: Oh, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. Come on back in here and let us set you up, huh?
Cliff: All right. But I'd like to have a little word with Diane first.
Diane: Oh, all right.
Cliff: Diane, look, I've never taken a karate lesson in my life. Could you get me to a hospital quick?
Diane: Um... Goodnight, everyone. Cliff is, um, going to walk me to my car for my protection.
Cliff: Anybody got a problem with that?
All: No.
[As the gang in the bar inspect the broken wood and brick, Diane carries Cliff up the stairs on her back.]