Cliff Quote #73
Quote from Cliff in And Coachie Makes Three
Norm: I'm telling you, they can't take their eyes off us.
Cliff: Well, there's only one way to be sure, Normie. Just toodle down the end of the bar and see if their eyes follow us.
Norm: So are they looking?
Cliff: Yep. I'd say those supple young petunias definitely want us, Norm.
Norm: So what do we do now?
Cliff: Just take a walk over there.
Norm: I will if you will.
Cliff: On second thoughts, why don't we just play it cool here, for a while?
Norm: We let them come to us.
Cliff: Yeah, those babes are really hot for us.
Coach: Well, that's it, folks. Closing time. Sorry.
Norm: Oh, oh, here they come, moving in for the kill.
Woman #1: Excuse me. My friend and I were wondering if you knew a late-night spot to go to.
Woman #2: Some place a little fun.
Cliff: Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
Woman #2: What was that?
Cliff: [whining sound]
Woman #1: These guys are Martians. Come on. They're nerds.
Woman #2: Their loss.
Cheers Quotes
‘And Coachie Makes Three’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: You know, when I'm in charge of the bar, I know what God feels like.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, like, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're paying for nothing. Or if I don't like their attitudes, I can spit in it. [chuckles]
Norm: Carla, you're not still upset about that little argument we had the other day?
Carla: You tell me.
[As Cliff returns to the bar for his freshly-poured beer, he shakes hands with another patron. With Cliff's back turned, Norm switches their beers and starts drinking.]
Cliff: Oh, hey, Carla. Listen, I'm sorry about this morning when I called you a sawed-off witch. [Norm spits his beer out]
Quote from Norm
[As Sam and Diane come down the steps of Cheers, Norm is sitting there reading a newspaper]
Sam: Good morning, Norm.
Norm: Where in the heck have you been? Is my watch fast or something?
Diane: Sorry, Norm. We had kind of a difficult evening. [they enter the bar]
Sam: We finally had to tell Coach we didn't want to see him any more.
Diane: It was terrible. Even worse than we feared.
Sam: We spent half the night arguing about who was to blame. You should have- It's-
[Sam notices that Norm is stood nervously near the door]
Sam: Diane.
Both: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Norm: Morning, everybody.
Diane: How are you today, Norman?
Norm: Oh, as if you cared.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I got it. I got it here.
Sam: What?
Carla: Make him think you got a bad disease. Get real skinny, and you paint your faces white and pasty. Walk around looking like you're gonna throw up. Uh, you'd better hurry up there. Diane's got a head start.