Cliff Quote #71
Quote from Cliff in No Help Wanted
Cliff: So as we see, the roots of physical aggression in the male of the species is found right here in the old DNA molecule itself. Yeah, right up here at about 1:00, as I recall.
Diane: Fascinating, cliff.
Cliff: Oh, yes, Diane. Fascinating. You, hold onto your hat, too, because the very letters "DNA" are an acronym for the words "dames are not aggressive."
Diane: They stand for deoxyribonucleic acid.
Cliff: Ah, yes, but parse that in the Latin declension, and my point is still moot.
Diane: You know, Cliff, if it's true that a little knowledge is dangerous, you are a walking time bomb.
Cliff: Oh. Thank you, Diane. Let's, uh, talk about the gas turbine engine for a while.
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Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, Sam, every time I hear A Foggy Day In London Town, I think of my wife.
Sam: Oh, was that your song, Coach?
Coach: No, but Sinatra sang that and it always reminds me of that movie From Here To Eternity.
Cliff: Oh, you took her to see it on your first date, Coach?
Coach: No, that movie reminds me of Hawaii.
Diane: Oh, you and your wife met in Hawaii?
Coach: No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane. Neither has Wally Engels.
Cliff: I'll take it. Coach, who's Wally Engels?
Coach: An old pal of mine in the navy. He introduced me to my wife.
All: Ah.
Sam: Boy, that's some memory you've got there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, Sam. [Moon River plays on the radio]
Man: Ah, that song brings back great memories.
Coach: Oh, yeah, really? What?
Man: They were playing it the day my daughter got married.
Coach: Yeah?
Man: That's all.
Coach: We sure get 'em in here, don't we, Sam?