Norm Quote #144
Quote from Norm in No Help Wanted
Sam: Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I just thought of something.
Diane: Oh, I thought I heard a clank.
Sam: About a week ago, Norm asked me if a real man would wash dishes.
Cliff: Oh, Norm.
Carla: I don't believe it.
Diane: It's impossible to escape the conclusion.
Coach: I found a way.
Cliff: Now, look, I'm not going to believe that my buddy, a professional man like myself, has been reduced to scrubbing pots and pans in a fish house. I mean, if he had, there'd be telltale signs. You know, he'd come in reeking like a mackerel.
Norm: [o.s.] Go on! Beat it! Scram!
[As Norm walks down the steps to Cheers, he is followed by a large group of cats]
Norm: Get out of here! Beat it! Get out of here! Go on! Get out of here!
Sam: Well, that proves it. He's either washing dishes, or driving a herd of cats to Dodge City.
Coach: Ah, Sam, he'd need at least 200 head for that drive to Dodge.
Cheers Quotes
‘No Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Quote from Coach
Coach: You know, Sam, every time I hear A Foggy Day In London Town, I think of my wife.
Sam: Oh, was that your song, Coach?
Coach: No, but Sinatra sang that and it always reminds me of that movie From Here To Eternity.
Cliff: Oh, you took her to see it on your first date, Coach?
Coach: No, that movie reminds me of Hawaii.
Diane: Oh, you and your wife met in Hawaii?
Coach: No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane. Neither has Wally Engels.
Cliff: I'll take it. Coach, who's Wally Engels?
Coach: An old pal of mine in the navy. He introduced me to my wife.
All: Ah.
Sam: Boy, that's some memory you've got there, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, Sam. [Moon River plays on the radio]
Man: Ah, that song brings back great memories.
Coach: Oh, yeah, really? What?
Man: They were playing it the day my daughter got married.
Coach: Yeah?
Man: That's all.
Coach: We sure get 'em in here, don't we, Sam?