Sam Quote #265
Quote from Sam in Where There's a Will
Sam: You want my money. What are you gonna do? You gonna blackmail me for it? [Diane slaps Sam] Oh, you just lost your boat ride, baby. [again] You can't slap me. I'm a rich guy. How much longer are you gonna keep doing this?
Diane: I don't know you. I've never seen you like this and I don't like it.
Sam: Come on, come on, don't let this come between us. I want you to help me spend the money. Come on, it's going to make us so happy.
Diane: It's already making me miserable.
Sam: Well, just wait till you see the fun we have on that boat! Damn, boy! If that guy would just kick off in four months, we could have that baby in the Atlantic by spring!
Diane: Did you hear what you just said?
Sam: Oh, my God. That was a horrible thing to say, wasn't it? Six months would be fine. We could catch the Gulf Stream.
Cheers Quotes
‘Where There's a Will’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Carla: Okay, who's the wise guy who shoved the l.O.U. in the tip glass?
Sam: Let me see this. It's not an l.O.U. This is a bunch of writing I don't understand, is what this.
Diane: Is it in a foreign tongue?
Sam: No, no, it's English.
Diane: In your case, that qualifies.
Quote from Cliff
Tom: OK, Sammy, this is it! This will satisfy the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and all we need is Kramer's signature and three witnesses and we got it.
Carla: Don't think you're gonna get a bigger cut.
Cliff: Listen. On behalf of the federal government, I think I'd better take a look at this. Oh, you misspelled Massachusetts, first of all.
Tom: What?
Cliff: Well, on the face of it, this is all prima facie non corpus interruptus anyhow. Quit wasting our time, Tom.
This guy, I don't know. Hey, what kind of lawyer are you anyway?
Tom: You wouldn't know if I told you.
Cliff: Well, try me, Raymond Burr-brain.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: "To Whom It May Concern. Please be advised that herewith I amend my will to provide the following... As a token for their kindness, I leave the sum of $100,000 to the gang at Cheers, signed Malcolm Kramer."
Norm: Is this a joke?
Coach: Cliff, check that out. See if it's valid.
Cliff: Well, uh, I don't want to pronounce judgment too hastily, Coach, but I think there is a precedent in the case of Penoyer versus Neff, when it was found that jurisprudence is the better part of diction.
Sam: Tom, you're a lawyer, aren't you?