Carla Quote #165
Quote from Carla in Just Three Friends
Carla: Whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey, whitey. You're making a mistake.
Diane: What do you mean?
Carla: That so-called friend of yours is hot for Sam.
Diane: You too? Everyone here is insane. Why would you think that?
Carla: Well, Sam thinks it.
Diane: Not any more, he doesn't.
Sam: You know, I trust his first instincts. When it comes to dames, Sam's got, like, an antenna that picks up things we miss. Yeah, it's like when dogs and cats know when an earthquake is coming. No one can explain that.
Cliff: Oh, that's simple, Carla. You see, there are fissures and cracks on the surface of...
Carla: Your brain. Please, don't distract Diane from her suffering. Diane, believe me, you're being dense. If Sam says that woman is hot for him, bank on it.
Cheers Quotes
‘Just Three Friends’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Listen, I didn't want to have to tell you this because you're pals and all, but she's coming on to me gangbusters. What are you looking at me like that for?
Diane: I can't believe you're saying this.
Sam: Well, I'll tell you something else, I need a little help here. I don't have much experience saying no to women. The closest I've gotten is, "Not now, we're landing."
Quote from Norm
Norm: When I was dating Vera, her little sister used to always prance around wearing nothing but a bikini or flimsy little shorts or something. Yeah, she used to sit on my lap, make jokes, whisper in my ear how sexy I was. So I did it. I went ahead and asked her out. She turned me down flat.
Coach: Vera know this?
Norm: Yeah, Coach. She was there at the time. She was really furious.
Cliff: I'll bet she was. I'm surprised she even married you.
Norm: Yeah, well, the ceremony was in progress. Really wasn't much she could do about it.
Quote from Coach
Diane: And Heather, I want you to meet someone else, over here. Coach Ernie Pantusso.
Heather: Hi. How do you do?
Coach: Hi, Heather. Listen, you can call me Coach or my other nickname.
Diane: What other nickname?
Coach: Satchmo.
Diane: Coach, you're thinking of Louis Armstrong.
Coach: No, but I like that even better.