Coach Quote #159
Quote from Coach in They Called Me Mayday
Coach: Oh, I never felt better. I feel 20 years old again.
Carla: Good for you, Coach.
Coach: Carla, listen, I bet I could do handstand push-ups right now and I haven't done any in years. I'm gonna try it.
Cliff: Oh, Coach, you be careful there. You might hurt something.
Coach: I gotta try it, Cliffo. [Carla gasps as the Coach does it] Now let me try it one-handed. I still got the old touch!
Sam: Coach, what the hell are you doing?
Coach: Handstand push-ups. Like I used to do in spring training.
Sam: Coach, you never did handstand push-ups in spring training. No, that was Johnny Driscoll.
Coach: Oh, yeah. Johnny Driscoll. [thud]
Carla: Are you OK?
Coach: Yeah, Carla, I'm OK, thanks to Sam.
Cheers Quotes
‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.
Quote from Carla
Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.