Cliff Quote #48
Quote from Cliff in They Called Me Mayday
Wally: You know, Norm and I competed for Vera all through high school.
Norm: Yeah, yeah.
Wally: Whatever happened to her, Norm?
Norm: I married her. Married the hell out of her. Actually, Wally, Vera and I are kind of separated right now.
Wally: Yeah? Oh, that's too bad. Too bad. You wouldn't mind if I just sort of dropped by and said hello to her, would you?
Norm: Mind? [scoffs] Hell, no. She's nothing to me now. Don't worry about it.
Cliff: Yeah, he's going out with a girl a lot better than that old Vera. Yeah, that old hag. And you can tell her, too.
Wally: What's her name?
Cliff: It's Tanya.
Norm: Right, Tanya.
Cliff: Yeah, Tanya Cocoabutter.
Cheers Quotes
‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.
Quote from Carla
Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.