Cliff Quote #44

Quote from Cliff in Manager Coach

Cliff: Hey, everybody, the drinks are on me. I got my raise.
Coach: Congratulations.
Cliff: Thank you. Hiya, Normie.
Norm: Congratulations, Cliff.
Cliff: Thank you. Ah, Norm. Normie, Normie, Normie. You know, I know you're a proud guy, Norm. You've been out of work a long time, and I feel I've got to at least try to share my good fortune. So, I know what your answer's gonna be to this. Would you please allow me to loan you $500?
Norm: Sure.
Cliff: Uh, I beg your pardon?
Norm: Sure. I'd love it. How soon can I get it?
Cliff: You know, Norm, my greatest fear was that you'd say no in case it hurt our relationship.
Norm: Can I get it in cash?
Cliff: Sure. Yeah, sure. I guess our friendship's pretty solid, huh? Yeah, I mean, we're the kind of guys who know what the other's gonna say before even he says it, huh? Yeah, I was wrong this time.

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 ‘Manager Coach’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: A loan application?
Cliff: That's right. It's a loan we're talking about, not a hand-out.
Norm: I don't want this kind of humiliation, all right? I mean, I wouldn't be asking for this unless I really needed it.
Cliff: All right, Norm, I gotcha. Just kidding around here.
Norm: This is gonna go a long way to pay a lot of bills. You know, I really should think of something nice for Vera, too.
Cliff: Hey, Norm, how about a candlelit dinner for two?
Norm: Great. Come on. We'll talk about Vera later.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where do you stand on breast-feeding?
Sam: As I recall, I liked it.
Carla: No. I mean me with my baby in here.
Sam: Well, Carla, I guess it's cheaper than a piano player.
Carla: Look, Sammy, I'm just tired of having to run home to feed her all the time during my shift. I should have done like I did with all my other kids.
Sam: You mean you didn't breast-feed the other four?
Carla: Nah, they went right to raw meat.

Quote from Coach

Sam: How about doing the honors?
Coach: Sure. Fellas, this is Sam Mayday Malone. Probably the greatest relief pitcher baseball ever knew. Then he hit the bottle and he was through in less than a year. Remember that.